Tarver-Gen: Tarver Family Research Genealogy Humor http://www.tarver-genealogy.net -------------------- : FUN STUFF - Genealogy of Jack Schitt -------------------- Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can handle the situation. Jack is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt- Sherlock. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding was announced in the newspapers as the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt- Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt" you can correct them. -------- SOURCE -------- Author Unknown ----------- © 1997, 1999, 2002 Lotus D. Cirilo -- All Rights Reserved Do not copy or extract data or photos, except for use in your personal research. Contact me lotus@cirilo.net if you have any questions. TERMS OF USE You may freely link to this Web site. You may view, download, and print material from this site only for your personal, noncommercial use. You may not post material from this site on another web site or on a computer network without express written permission. You may not use this site or information found at this site (including the names and email addresses of those who submitted information) for selling or promoting products or services, soliciting clients, or any other commercial purpose. ------------------ (c) 2002, All rights reserved. Tarver-Gen, Lotus D Cirilo http://www.tarver-genealogy.net/funstuff/fun_rjackschitt.txt